Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”
i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away
me: beyoncé - ***flawless (remix) [feat. nicki minaj]
you: ariana grande - problem (feat. iggy azalea)
*looking at my own selfies* Love this concept….
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[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]
seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign
when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub
how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english
water you doing
Angelina Jolie by Michael Clemments (1991)