I wish i had a button that screamed “FUCK THAT” in johanna mason’s voice to carry around with me at all times.
- Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
- Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*
I hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck.
*Video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know.
When you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit then go get some water and it tastes like jesus himself came down from heaven to cry wonderful distilled tears of joy into your cup.
♡When he takes you to a gay bar♡.