Rafael, 17, Brazil. I'm pretty cool.
The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

jordieham:

i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

artpopaura:

me: beyoncé - ***flawless (remix) [feat. nicki minaj]

you: ariana grande - problem (feat. iggy azalea)

baptistes:

*looking at my own selfies* Love this concept….

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

🔫🍭😎🌽🌸

okaywork:

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

plizm:

Pavel Samokhvalov

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

rlmjob:

when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub

ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

angelinajoliearchive:

Angelina Jolie by Michael Clemments (1991)